Whenever you open Instagram or TikTok, you’ve probably seen Mark Wahlberg jumping in an ice bath at 4 a.m. or squeezing in a third set of bicep curls in the dead of night. What you don’t see is us coaching him behind the camera, because we are Mark Wahlberg’s phalanx of personal trainers, and we are pretty much just fucking with him at this point.
Messing with Mark Wahlberg is easy and fun because Mark Wahlberg will do anything we tell him to.
“Jump into this dumpster filled with rocks and soy sauce,” we say.
“It will make me strong?” Mark Wahlberg looks up at us with wide eyes and a wet nose.
“Yes, Mark Wahlberg,” we chuckle. “Soy sauce is made of salt. Salt makes you powerful.”
“Slow down,” Mark Wahlberg screams. “Facts make the top of my body hurt! They make the top of my body hurt so bad!”