What is Pirate’s Booty?
Pirate’s Booty is a cheese-flavored puffed corn and rice snack. It is one of the four main Realistic Food Groups, along with Cheese Sticks/Wheels, Applesauce Pouches, and Nuggets. As anyone in the proximity of children can tell you, Pirate’s Booty is a critical component of every child’s dietary habits.
What is a typical serving size of Pirate’s Booty?
It varies. While the nutrition facts state that a recommended portion is one ounce, a serving size might be as small as a single stale piece found in the crack of a car seat or as large as an entire family-sized bag offered as a last-minute/last-nerve dinner replacement.
What nutrients does Pirate’s Booty provide?
Virtually none, but anecdotal evidence has shown that children who aren’t spitting out meatloaf spiked with cauliflower and grownups who aren’t wasting physical and emotional energy trying futilely to cram a cube of butternut squash into their child’s mouth are generally happier and less stressed.





