OPINION
GUEST ESSAY
by EBENEEZER SCROOGE
Mr. Scrooge is the chief executive officer of Scrooge and Marley.
I know the headline suggests you are about to read some necessary, real-world proposals to reform the predatory accounting, money-lending, and debt-collection industry in 1840s England. I really needed you to read this. How this op-ed is actually going to go is I am going to meander around the topic without direction like a dog circling its bed before flopping down, giving up, and expecting head pats.
Here we go. Let’s take a long walk for a short swim.