If your tree isn’t pre-lit, you might want to be.
Divide and conquer. One adult can dole out hot chocolate and cookies to keep the children occupied while the other adult unpacks the decorations that were crammed into boxes last February 23 without even a passing nod to organization.
If you are having a frustrating time untangling lights, you can lighten the mood by cursing festively in the style of the dad from A Christmas Story.
No matter how tempting, do not try to turn the fact that only half the lights aren’t working into a lesson on circuits unless you are 100 percent sure you know how circuits work.
The maximum amount of time you can spend searching for the C9 bulbs you bought on sale after Christmas last year and put god knows where is fifteen minutes. That’s how long it will take for the kids to eat the last of the cookies and begin wrapping the family pets in tinsel.
While your partner is busy unwrapping the dog, it’s the perfect moment to throw the creepy Santa ornament that came from their side of the family to the cat. If your partner notices, blame it on the children.

