Halloween
Michael Myers breaks through your front door. He informs you that your son volunteered you to bring a “homemade sweet treat” to the kindergarten holiday parade, which is in two hours.
Psycho
You hit it off with a cute guy and agree to move in with him. He neglects to tell you he lives with his Mother.
Rosemary’s Baby
You’re pregnant with the devil’s baby. Your husband won’t stop saying, “We’re pregnant with the devil’s baby.”
Us
You meet your exact double—almost. She’s slightly taller and prettier than you. She just got engaged to a more handsome version of your boyfriend. The rock on her finger is enormous.
The Texas Chain Saw Massacre
Leatherface careens toward you with his rusty chainsaw. He gives you lopsided microbangs.
A Nightmare on Elm Street
Against your will, you fall asleep. Freddy Krueger makes you dream about the time you dinged the car mirror and your dad yelled at you.

