EYES: Not to brag, but we were among the first to go. We’ve required glasses or contact lenses for decades.
STOMACH: Eyes said that? No, I was definitely the first—not to mention the worst.
EYES: I guess I started to act up around the same time as Stomach. That was quite a year.
EARS: We got damaged early on, with all the loud music, but she didn’t really know it was happening at the time. Then years later, tinnitus. We’re sneaky like that.
BRAIN: I’ve always been a little different. Can’t do math, but can remember every song lyric ever. Ears played a role in that too.
FEET: We’ve always been problematic. But we’ve really ramped things up over the last several years. The need for orthotic insoles? That’s all us.
BLADDER: I work overtime all the time. During the day, at night, I never stop.