Reading
(With thanks to Dr. Henry Gorman)
Aristotle: Be good for goodness’ sake.
Plato: To be “good” or “nice” is to cultivate one’s knowledge of Santa and to choose actions that make him happy. For these purposes, “Santa” can be defined as a bearded featherless biped in a red suit.
Diogenes: Pluck the fattest chicken you can find, paint it red, glue cotton balls to its chin, and say, “Behold: Santa!”
Epicurus: As long as you savor it, you can eat exactly one cookie off the plate you left out for Santa.
Marcus Aurelius: Worrying about whether Santa perceives you as “Naughty” or “Nice” is an impediment to your flourishing. Cultivate a state of indifference as to whether you receive presents or coal.
Thomas Aquinas: Sometimes, Santa brings you items with the accidents of presents, but the essence of coal (e.g., wool socks).
Biden is running out of time to stop another Trump execution spree.
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Congress was about to vote on a bill called a “Continuing Resolution”, which would fund the operations of the federal government. But yesterday, Musk started tweeting around the clock about how he hated the bill and that he would fund the campaigns of politicians who ran against Congress members who supported it.
….Shortly after Musk decided he was against the Continuing Resolution, Trump and JD Vance issued a statement saying they were against it, too. The politicians in Congress fell in line, and now it looks like the government funding plan is dead.