In Opposite Land, Oreos are a nutritious superfood.
In Opposite Land, I have no unwanted facial hair. All of my facial hair is wanted.
In Opposite Land, my job pays me obscene amounts of money. Unfortunately, money is virtually worthless here, so people burn it to keep cool in the long, hot days of winter.
Here, instead of two white cats, I have two black dogs. However, dogs are complete assholes in Opposite Land; they let you know they are done being petted by scratching you. So, in a way, my pet situation is kind of the same.
Another difference is that up is down, and down is up, but that’s really just semantics, and in Opposite Land semantics are meaningless.
One great thing is that in Opposite Land, I have wasted exactly zero hours on my phone playing Triple Match Master 3D because playing Triple Match Master 3D is never a waste of time. In fact, it has helped me increase my fine motor skills so much that I am now the world’s most renowned spinal surgeon. That’s why I earn so much worthless money.