Dear Parental Group LLC,
Thank you so much for responding to my most recent proposal request for “Fun Stuff I Can Do.” Unfortunately, I won’t be moving forward with the course of action your organization provided. Please be assured that I closely reviewed the package you submitted, and I decided to reject your “Attend Kindergarten” project proposal after careful consideration of all the selection criteria, the use of a Nerf dart board, and pure gut instinct.
For your edification, the criterion proposal review and selection included the following:
1. Familiarity with Proposed Project
2. Screen Time Opportunity Cost
3. Level of Imagined Fun
4. My Mood at the Time of Review.