Our parties have totally realigned. Democrats are conservative now. Kamala Harris made not one but several references to the American military in her DNC acceptance speech. That’s not what Democrats used to be about. According to pop culture, they used to be about soft, fuzzy things, like dust bunnies.
And Republicans are the new liberals. Donald Trump is pro-choice, haven’t you heard? Well, before he was pro-life, which happened before he was pro-choice originally, which was before he was pro-life that other time, which was before he was pro-choice for those forty-five minutes. Anyway, he tried to kill Mike Pence. Doesn’t sound pro-life to me.
These days, Democrats are into freedom. In fact, it’s literally Kamala’s walk-on song, “Freedom.” You know freedom? That thing Reagan used to talk about all the time? I’m all turned around—if Harris uses the same word as Reagan, have the parties totally realigned?


