Welcome to Blast Zone 66, Brooklyn’s ultimate adventure gym / future site of a grim 20/20 news segment. We’re the only place in the city where you can pay between $63 and $74 to watch your children come perilously close to spinal injuries and hepatitis A—all to the booming hits of Marshmello.
ATTRACTIONS
Our cavernous, bright purple playspace is truly a kid’s wonderland/ a manifestation of darkest parental nightmares. We feature a wide range of high-flying activities, including:
- unmonitored ziplines
- trampolines crowded with fully grown men clumsily attempting back flips next to toddlers
- forty-foot slides at ridiculously steep angles
Why are the ziplines directly over a concrete floor? Should there be exposed metal pipes in the middle of the trampolines? Are the slides constructed in such a way that the angle and velocity will result in children landing squarely on their necks?
Beats us. We aren’t physicists here, just purveyors of fun.




