–What do we want?!
–WAGES.
–When do we want them?!
–NOW.
–What do we need?!
–BATHROOMS.
–When do we need them?
–NOW.
–Now, as in “without any further delay in negotiations” or now, as in “right this minute”?
–NOW, AS IN RIGHT THIS MINUTE.
–Is it an emergency?
–YES.
–One or two?
–POOPING.
–And we really can’t hold it?
–NO.
–Why didn’t we go earlier?
–WE DIDN’T HAVE TO GO THEN.
–Okay, no problem. Is the coffee shop across the street still letting us use their bathroom?
–YES.
–Then why don’t we go there?
–THEY DON’T OPEN FOR FIVE MINUTES.
–Jesus, we can’t wait five minutes?
–NO.
–Are we okay?
–NO.
–What’s wrong?
–DIARRHEA.
–What did we eat?
–NOTHING.