PARENT 1: Welcome home!
CHILD: Manipulative!
PARENT 1: Wait. What?
CHILD: Toxic!
PARENT 1: Who? Me?
CHILD: Narcissist!
PARENT 1: You keep saying words, but without verbs.
CHILD: Gaslighting!
PARENT 1: I’m just thinking that if you put these words into a sentence, I might get a better sense of what’s on your mind.
CHILD: You’re a manipulative, toxic narcissist!
PARENT 1: Me? How?
CHILD: Ah! See? Gaslighting!
PARENT 1: Okay, I feel like you’ve learned some new words at school, and now you’re just cycling through them without any context or evidence. Maybe you’re hungry. Would you like a sandwich? I’m making sandwiches.
CHILD: Manipulative! Toxic! Gaslight!
PARENT 1: You forgot narcissist.


