Australian election result denialists, Sky News, have spent the day ranting and raving over how the Coalition needs to move further to the right, following the release of the first post-election news poll which has the Coalition doing worse than... Read More ›
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The party of attention seeking racists, otherwise known as One Nation, have unsurprisingly chosen the opening of parliament to do something racist, by turning their backs on the acknowledgement of country. ”After the election Labor doesn’t really need us to... Read More ›
US President, Donald Trump, has declared a national day of mourning in America after the death of former professional wrestler Hulk Hogan. President Trump has asked the nation to honour the former wrestlers dying wish, which was for everyone to... Read More ›
The Opposition’s shadow minister for home affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has told colleagues that he will defy the Coalition and seek to introduce a private member’s bill that will repeal the net zero bonk ban. ”Australians have had a gutful of... Read More ›
Australians have woken up this morning to the shocking news that former Labor/Liberal Democrat/One Nation turned Independent politician, Mark Latham, has managed to pull a root. News of Mr Latham’s root was revealed in court documents. ”A lot of Australians... Read More ›
Former Prime Minister (yep, really), Scott Morrison, has reached out to former Labor leader (again, yep really) Mark Latham, to see if he would like to join him and his wife for a double date at the former PM’s restaurant... Read More ›
North Korea have called on the United Nations to take urgent action against Australia, as they are fearful that the land down under may be about to unleash a never before seen chemical weapon in the form of a Mark... Read More ›
Producers of Australian reality tv show, I’m a celeb get me out of here, have been forced to go back to the drawing board with casting, after mushroom killer, Erin Patterson, was convicted in a court of law of three... Read More ›
The Erin Patterson beef wellington murder case has has been a breath of fresh air to Australian journalists, with the industry running with different angles of the story for the last 6 months. Journalists are hoping that there are enough... Read More ›
Low rating cable channel, Sky News Australia, has demanded that Australia’s Prime Minister, Anthony Albanese, get back to work and produce an even bigger beautiful bill in response to US President, Donald Trump’s big beautiful bill. ”Our viewers, all 7... Read More ›