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Former Australian Prime Minister (yep, really) Scotty from marketing, has tweeted out to Twitter owner Elon Musk to ask him to give him a call so they can talk about branding and employment opportunities. ”Elon is a bloke with a... Read More ›

Former Australian Prime Minister (yep, really) Tony Abbott has called upon Prime Minister Anthony Albanese to do the right thing, in light of Australia retaining the Ashes via a draw, and knight the English cricket team. ”I know a win... Read More ›

Low rating Australian news and opinion channel Sky News Australia has called for it’s viewers, all 6 of them, to get out and protest Dan Andrews cancellation of the Commonwealth games. ”We need the troops to rally, not only for... Read More ›

Low rating news and opinion channel Sky News Australia have declared off the back of the Fadden by-election that Opposition leader Peter Dutton will win the next 15 Federal elections and go on to be Australia’s most glorious leader. ”Albo... Read More ›

Opposition leader (for now) Peter Dutton has called upon the Albanese Government to appoint former Minister for everything, everywhere, all at once, Scott Morrison, as Governor of the Reserve Bank. ”I don’t want to see some qualified public servant or... Read More ›

The Liberal party has put word out that should their leader Peter Dutton lose the upcoming Fadden by-election, then they will replace him with a pot plant. ”Dutts knows that he needs to pull something out of the bag,” said... Read More ›

The Opposition’s resident numerology expert, Sussan Ley, has spent the weekend considering whether to challenge unpopular Opposition leader Peter Dutton following last week’s horrific Robodebt findings. “Susssan has been ringing around checking with her numerologist, astrologist and even her kinesiologist... Read More ›

Opposition leader (for now) Peter Dutton has demanded that Indigenous Australians apologise to the Nation’s mortgage holders over the rise in interest rates seen over the last year. ”Before we started talking about the Voice interest rates were low and... Read More ›

Australia’s leading racist, Pauline Hanson, has spoken to colleagues of how proud she was to have completed her anti-voice essay and only used 15 different racial slurs. ”Pauline was very proud to have used only 15 different racial slurs in... Read More ›

Irrelevant Senator Pauline Hanson has promised the World that she will mail her essay against an Indigenous Voice to parliament to every Australian, just as soon as she gets a new pack of crayons. ”The people of Australia will have... Read More ›