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Australia’s #auspol tragics have been left disappointed today after what they thought was a sign of a new Coalition leader, a puff of white smoke emanating from the Coalition party room turned out to just be Barnaby Joyce smashing a... Read More ›

Peter Dutton’s head cheerleaders, Sky News Australia, have spent the last night trying to link Prime Minister Anthony Albanese with the death of the Pope. ”Can the Prime Minister prove his whereabouts on the night the Pope died?” Asked Sky... Read More ›

Peter Dutton’s hand picked shadow minister for home and foreign affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has begged his leader to get him off the bench and put him out in to the campaign so he can press some flesh. ”They’re trailing in... Read More ›

Peter Dutton’s hand picked shadow minister for home affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has seemingly been sidetracked this election campaign. With the member for New England heard to be asking those around him, whose leg he has to hump in order to... Read More ›

Peter Dutton’s shadow minister for home and foreign affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has pledged his allegiance to his leader by swearing that from now on he will only wear Australian flag patterned silk boxers. ”I am a man that usually doesn’t... Read More ›

Opposition leader, Peter Dutton, fresh off verbally abusing an ABC reporter after they dared ask him a question, has demanded that all ABC staff hand over their lunch money to their peers (sic) at Sky News Australia. ”These ABC journalists... Read More ›

News Corp Australia has launched it’s new initiative, operation polish a turd, with a series of flattering articles in their weekend papers praising the performance of Opposition leader Peter Dutton. ”For some reason Rupert and his billionaire mates think Pete’s... Read More ›

The Opposition’s shadow minister for home and foreign affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has demanded that all airlines, but especially Qantas, bring back the mile high club. ”Flying around the country is part of the job, so why am I prevented from... Read More ›

Peter Dutton’s muse, Gina Rinehart, has declared that Australia would be a much better place if it were all mine. In an off camera rant, allegedly recorded at a McDonald’s drive thru. ”I stand by what I said, this country... Read More ›

The Coalition has rebounded strongly from their NSW council election debacle, where they managed to not enrol their candidates, despite having 4 years to do so, by launching their slogan for the upcoming Federal election. ”Vote For Us Or Linda... Read More ›