At college graduations, the faculty wear dark flowing robes, satiny hoods, and puffy hats. Look closely, and you’ll notice little variations—they are not arbitrary. Each detail tells a rich story about the professor wearing the regalia.
Robe Color
Indicates the professor’s approach to dressing for class:
- Black: Funky vintage
- Red: Four-season surf vibe
- Dark blue: Frump
- Any other color: Whatever the fuck I want; I have tenure
The Velvet Bands on the Robe’s Sleeves
Indicates the professor’s approach to grading papers: