“The golden age of America begins right now.” — President Donald Trump, during his inauguration speech.
We promised that, if elected, we would return America to “a golden age.” And by God, we did it. We delivered on that promise.
Admittedly, it’s not the golden age you were expecting—the one when stuff was affordable, employment was high, traditional industries were booming, weather patterns were still basically predictable, and a sense of national pride coursed through the healthy, fluoropolymer-free veins of every man, woman, and child in the land. If you were hoping for a golden age like that—a gilded era of health, wealth, and prosperity—we can’t really help you. But you can’t blame us for that. Because that’s not the golden age we were talking about.
You assumed. And that’s entirely on you.