I was about to grab a handful of almonds as a snack when you told me to proceed with caution, because the serving size is ten almonds. But I won’t let this impact me. I’ll eat as many almonds as I want, up to ten maximum.
It wouldn’t be mentally healthy to obsess over the idea that I am eating too many almonds, at least if I’m eating a helping that’s within reason, like ten or fewer. The fat in almonds is good fat. It’s not like I’m having greasy chips. And, after all, I’m hungry. So the only limit to my almond consumption is ten.
Everything in moderation, they say. Screw that. The only thing I’ll moderate is listening to you about how many almonds I can have. I listen to no one but me. I’m listening closely, and I’m hearing me say ten is an appropriate number.
“Be careful,” you said. That must mean too many almonds would be bad news. But, honestly, my attitude is “YOLO.” You’re Opulently Licensed to have One-to-ten-almonds. It’s risky, but the bigger risk is letting your life go by without knowing the indulgence of up to ten almonds and no more than that unless you want to go further, which I do not.