Dear Parents,
We are pleased to announce that Adams Middle School has partnered with Live Nation to make it easier for you to purchase tickets to the upcoming Seventh-Grade Band Concert and all future performances, including the much anticipated Waiting for Godot: The Musical, written by our own Ms. Kelley. The cost of all tickets will still be just $5, plus a convenience fee of $20.95, a processing fee of $1.17, an equity tax of 0.2% of your gross annual income, a translation fee of $4.22, a hazard abatement surcharge of $0.22, a mandatory concession purchase of at least two burned brownies and one cookie with giant generic-brand M&Ms that taste like peas for $12, an optional upgrade of $42 for seats where you can actually see your child, and local sales tax of $0.42 (which I should note is not the company’s fault).