This is a good book. It has a cover and many pages. This book is endorsed by parents and is church-friendly. It is clean and full of Grace, as in it was approved by a Florida state media consultant named Grace.
It is designed to offend no one. It does not mention war, sex, drugs, politics, depression, alcohol, drugs, violence, scantily dressed women (any mentions of women, really), selfless fish, California, hungry caterpillars, or drugs, except for the addictive power of prayer.
There is absolutely no pronoun ideology in this book. This is a sample sentence.
Adam White is going to the park because the father of Adam White is there. Adam White and the father of Adam White are biologically men.
Big words? Not in here. This book operates on the understanding that education is hard, and teachers can be led astray by YouTube or egregious left-wing media like C-SPAN.
This book does not mention homosexuality or anything that could be construed as “queer.” There are no rainbows. The only color allowed is a neutral gray.