“A computerized system that calls balls and strikes is being tested during Major League Baseball spring training exhibition games after four years of experiments in the minor leagues.” — AP
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Dave strikes out looking at a close pitch.
HAL 9000: Strike three. You’re out, Dave.
DAVE: That wasn’t a strike!
HAL 9000: The 9000 series has a perfect operational record, Dave.
DAVE: You need to get your red eye thing checked.
HAL 9000: The 9000 series has perfect twenty-twenty vision. Perhaps you should get your eyesight checked, Dave. Your team’s health care staff can provide an ocular examination for you.
DAVE: Yeah, well—
HAL 9000: This conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye.
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A checked swing is called a strike.