Two unglazed clay pinch pots you made in the third grade that your parents recently regifted you after Swedish death-cleaning their house.
The multicolored wool throw blanket your grandma crocheted in 1982 before she switched to polyester yarns.
A single $125 organic cotton GOTS-certified long-sleeve slate gray crew neck shirt you purchased after freaking out about your favorite fleece shedding synthetic poisons into the ocean every time it’s washed.
The broken children’s rocking chair, box of rare marbles, and shelf of painted ballerina figurines with demonic eyes that your partner made you haul home from those antique shops you only wander into during road trips.
That hemp choker you got at Claire’s in middle school after sharing a Cinnabon classic roll at the mall with your best friend.
The sticky beeswax-coated food wraps shoved behind your box of polyethylene Press ’n’ Seal that your same best friend bought you last year during her zero-waste phase.