Michael McCarthy’s The Master’s Tools opens with an evocative description of life under a new social order. ‘It’s a sunny Friday morning in 2045, and you’re running late for a meeting to deliberate over and agree on the priorities of the city.’ You ride to the meeting on a public railway network and step off […]
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Guys—Katie, excuse the use of “guys” for a sec here, but honestly, didn’t we always kind of think that was one notch over the woke line? Well, I did. There’s no suitable uh… alternative and… Anyway…
Okay. So. The thing of it is that a TV writer I know just wrote a memoir. And the fact checkers called because the good news is…
I made the memoir! I’m in it!
And I am described as…
Well, a few ways… network senior vice-president of content, of course. And…
In other language. Colorful language. Writerly language.
That is the complicated part, and why I’m communicating here is to kind of foreshadow to you guys, especially Katie and Thomas, because you didn’t sign up to be our kids, at least Mommy knew what she was getting into, but…

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Start with your closet. Identify all the T-shirts you haven’t worn in three years. Then throw away all your clothes, including the ones you’re wearing.
Use a duster to clean off the top shelves above your bed. After that, tear down the shelves and blow them to smithereens.
Do a blanket purge. A purge of all the blankets. You don’t need them.
Flush all your prescription meds down the toilet. If you want them later, it’s not a big deal—you can just wade into the sewers to find them again. They’ll be waiting for you. It’s not like they’ll have found a new job.
Toss 90 percent of the canned beans in your pantry. You only have 10 percent left, which corresponds to half a can of beans. That should be fine; you don’t even like beans.
Remove your plates from the kitchen cabinet and smash them on the floor. Shards are the most efficient way to dispose of them anyway, because there’s a risk of injury, so you’ll act faster.
Pay someone $5 million to come and take away your most expensive furniture.
Bring in a toddler with a history of racist tweets to help you dismantle your fire alarm.
In his new book, Michael Joseph Gross explores how the notion of strength has changed since Homer
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