Desire and determination. That’s where it all begins.
You have to want to terrorize a child. You have to want to transfer your soul into their body.
It must come from deep down inside you, because it’s hard work.
You’re not always going to feel like inflicting multiple stab wounds on a social worker, but if you persevere, you can achieve anything.
In this class, you’ll learn how to stay motivated and become the homicidal doll you’ve always wanted to be.
We’ll cover the essentials: the costume, the catchphrases, the kills.
Your look is key. On the one hand, you want movement. There should be nothing encumbering your stabbing arm. That is why I opted for Good Guy overalls.
But utility doesn’t make you memorable. It’s not what haunts their dreams.
You might think it’s the red nylon hair that makes me a horror icon, but don’t underestimate the power of a candy-colored, striped sweater that can be mass-marketed at Universal Horror Nights. It’s smart, sporty, and unforgettable, just like you’ll be once you start down a path of unrelenting violence.
After you develop your signature look, we’ll move on to catchphrases.