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“The Trump administration is offering nearly all federal workers the opportunity to resign from their posts now and still retain full pay and benefits through Sept. 30.” — NPR
During the first week of His Return, President Nyarlathotep issued a number of screeching carrion calls from Mount Blasphemy (formerly 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.) concerning the Cult of the Dread Lord. Among those directives, the President required that cultists return to in-person black masses at their local nexions, restored accountability for cults who retain mind-flaying authority, restored accountability for the few remaining Old Guard from the Days of Relative Sanity, and reformed the federal hiring process to focus on sadism. As a result of the above orders, the culling of the Cultists will be significant.
The Reformed Cult of the Dread Lord will be built around four pillars:
Stirling Newberry pointed this out, and I agree.
Some of Trump’s Executive Order are clearly illegal, unconstitutional, or both. Trump can’t get rid of Birthright Citizenship and his order goes clearly against the written text of the amendment:
All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside. No State shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States; nor shall any State deprive any person of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws.
This isn’t open to interpretation. There is no wiggle room.
In the best sort of antiques store or second-hand bookshop you will often find heaped up remnants of literate culture on the brink of extinction, thrifty oddities of survival clinging to the shelves: unappetising cookbooks, compendiums of humour from also-ran television comedians, lively tracts addressed to now-inert controversies. (In one of my favourite discoveries, an […]
UNRWA delivered the majority of food aid during the war and sheltered more than 1 million people. What happens when it’s banned?
The post Israel Bans UNRWA as Trump Throttles Foreign Aid appeared first on The Intercept.
Password must contain both uppercase and lowercase characters.
Password must have eight to twelve characters.
Too many characters detected. Pump the brakes, George R. R. Martin.
Password cannot contain trademarked characters—e.g., Garfield, The Smurfs.
Password cannot contain characters that are dangerously close to trademark infringement—e.g., Glarfield, The Smunges.
Password cannot be something easily remembered without being written down.
Password cannot be written down on Post-It Note affixed to the corner of your computer.
Because we literally just saw you do it.
Oh, that was “for something else”? What would that be, a reminder to stop at the grocery store to pick up some PASSWORD123? Is that the name of an energy drink? Nice try.
Password cannot contain any elements of your legal name, such as “Rachel,” “Ache,” or “R.”
Password cannot contain the name of one of your enemies.
Well, if it’s your mother’s name, we didn’t say she was an enemy—you did. Sounds like something you should unpack.