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If your tree isn’t pre-lit, you might want to be.
Divide and conquer. One adult can dole out hot chocolate and cookies to keep the children occupied while the other adult unpacks the decorations that were crammed into boxes last February 23 without even a passing nod to organization.
If you are having a frustrating time untangling lights, you can lighten the mood by cursing festively in the style of the dad from A Christmas Story.
No matter how tempting, do not try to turn the fact that only half the lights aren’t working into a lesson on circuits unless you are 100 percent sure you know how circuits work.
The maximum amount of time you can spend searching for the C9 bulbs you bought on sale after Christmas last year and put god knows where is fifteen minutes. That’s how long it will take for the kids to eat the last of the cookies and begin wrapping the family pets in tinsel.
While your partner is busy unwrapping the dog, it’s the perfect moment to throw the creepy Santa ornament that came from their side of the family to the cat. If your partner notices, blame it on the children.
Gaza, Haiti, Iran, Israel, Lebanon, Russia, Syria, Ukraine, and Venezuela: President-elect Donald Trump will face no shortage of foreign-policy challenges when he assumes office in January. None, however, comes close to China in scope, scale, or complexity. No other country has the capacity to resist his predictable antagonism with the same degree of strength and tenacity, and none arouses more hostility and outrage among MAGA Republicans. In short, China is guaranteed to put President Trump in a difficult bind the second time around: he can either choose to cut deals with Beijing and risk being branded an appeaser by the China hawks in his party, or he can punish and further encircle Beijing, risking a potentially violent clash and possibly... Read more
Source: Trump Confronts a Rising China appeared first on TomDispatch.com.
Contrary to what many economists will claim, we’re going to move into a resource constrained era. This is a combination of climate change, environmental collapse and civilization decline.
Simply put, per capita, there’s going to be less stuff. As Gibson line runs, the future will be unevenly distributed. This will hit some places harder and sooner. Germany and Europe are in decline already. China is actually increasing production and availability of most products. The US is in decline, but actively cannibalizing its allies, especially Europe, but also Taiwan, so the stuff shortage will be slower and there may be short to medium term increase.
We listen and we don’t judge.
LADY MACBETH: I hate it when you introduce me as your “Dearest partner of greatness.” What’s wrong with “wife”?
We listen and we don’t judge.
MACBETH: I know I said, “Bring forth men-children only,” but I’ve always dreamed of being a Girl Dad.
We listen and we don’t judge.
LADY MACBETH: If you invite overnight guests to stay with us again without checking with me first, I will kill you them.
We listen and we don’t judge.
MACBETH: I don’t know what the poor cat does in the adage, okay? Every time you bring it up, I just nod.
We listen and we don’t judge.
LADY MACBETH: Sometimes, when you’re about to confess to murder, I pretend to faint so everyone pays attention to me instead.
We listen and we don’t judge.

- by Marcia Bjornerud

- by Ingemar Patrick Linden
In the last decade, constant headlines have made reference to the ‘Bank of Mum and Dad’. This phrase is now synonymous with the fact that millennials and younger generations depend on their parents for financial support when buying their first home. These conversations tend to come in two flavours. The first tastes of avocado toast […]