How You Met
Boston: Attended the same biotech industry mixer.
Chicago: Saw each other’s reflection in the Bean during golden hour.
New York: Almost sat in the same pee puddle on the C train.
The Pickup Line
Boston: “I went to school just outside Boston. No, not Tufts.”
Chicago: “Call me Tom Skilling, because I’m forecasting some action later.”
New York: “I have an in-unit washer-dryer.”
Asking You Out
Boston: “Wanna get Italian food in the North End?”
Chicago: “We should grab a drink by the lake and pretend it’s the ocean.”
New York: “Let’s get condescended to by the staff at a West Village wine bar.”
What Time the Date Starts
Boston: “8 p.m.”
Chicago: “Tonight-ish.”
New York: “Whenever my first date of the night ends.”
