
Excerpts from Side A of this year’s worst-selling Halloween cassette tape. To listen to the audio versions of these sketches and others, click here.
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1. Running into an Ex You’re Still in Love with at the Grocery Store
LAURA: Dave, is that you?
YOU: Babe! I mean, Laura. How… how are you?
LAURA: So so good. I haven’t seen you in, what, over a year?
YOU: Seventeen months. Yeah, it has been a while. Crazy, crazy. But you look great. Are you still seeing… never mind, not my business. I, um, see you still like hummus.
LAURA: What? Oh, yeah, got some Sabra in my cart. I still like hummus, I guess. Listen, we should grab a coffee sometime…