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17 million insects cross the Pyrenees each year, with enormous impacts on the environment.
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Life can be pretty smelly sometimes. And that’s totally normal, so don’t worry. Our company is here to save you with products that will cover up your stench. We all know that traditional deodorant goes on your armpits. But other parts of your body smell, too. Obviously, we don’t like to talk about or even think about those body parts because they are humiliating.
You probably thought you had to do things like shower to stay smelling fresh. Wow, you are smelly and dumb. Because all you need is our new hero product, whole-body deodorant. Finally—deodorant for your entire disgusting body. That’s right. It’s time to start spraying chemicals directly onto your genitals.
Let’s get down to the facts. Four out of five doctors think that you’re repulsive. Just generally. So get to spritzin’, you nasty little freak. What does your elbow smell like right now? It can’t be good. Deodorize all your joints while you’re at it. Your coworkers have been too afraid to bring up your knee odor. Don’t make them suffer any longer.
The latest polls show Reform, led by Nigel Farage neck and neck, or slightly ahead of the Tories.
I took some time to read their manifesto and it’s pretty bloody awful.
BUT, and it’s a big but, there’s some stuff Reform is promising that no one else is offering. For example:
Alan MacLeod breaks down how think tanks function, how they push pro-war propaganda on the American public, and what we can do to protect ourselves from it.
The post Revealed: How Arms-Industry Think Tanks Push America to War appeared first on MintPress News.
THEM: Are you the Dan Kennedy who has written all about how to make millions of dollars? You sell a program of some sort to people and say they can get rich with this program if they buy your books and stuff?
ME: Oh, god, no. I’m really glad we’re meeting. That’s a different Dan Kennedy. No, I’ve written three books, comedy books, and humor. I’m not asking anyone for money.
[I start a goddamn nervous laugh that suddenly feels like the kind of nervous laugh someone would use if they were trying to swindle you out of something or convince you that they’re not lying. It’s a terrible laugh. I have three of them, and this is the worst one that could’ve come out of me. The other two are terrible, but only because they sound stupid and deep.]
THEM: Take Their Money and Leave Them Laughing. You didn’t write this book?
ME: I did not, No. See that’s another Dan Kennedy. Some get-rich-quick guy. I would never write about taking people’s money—I’m super glad we’re meeting to clarify this.