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Fri, 17/10/2025 - 23:00

“The Supreme Court is beginning a new term with a sharp focus on President Donald Trump’s robust assertion of executive power.” — ABC News

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United States Military v. Citizens

America’s armed forces, backed by their commander-in-chief, accuse Portland and Chicago residents of “unfriendly responses to enforced patriotism.” The defense claims that the occupation of a local Starbucks is not the primary role of the military.

Majority Opinion: “Our service men and women need all the support they can get to destabilize the home of deep dish pizza.”

Minority Opinion: “This is not our fight. Unrelated: Is that restaurant in The Bear real? And are reservations any easier to get now?”

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Fri, 17/10/2025 - 22:03
Link: https://hansard.parliament.uk/Lords/2025-10-16/debates/CD9953E1-3AFE-436A-BBD6-D170F107AE02/ShanghaiCooperationOrganisation I may have a closer connection with Tianjin than any Member of either House having gone to school there nearly 80 years ago. I hope this will not in itself cause me to be thought of as a security risk. I agree with the noble Baroness that the Shanghai Cooperation Organisation poses challenges … Continue reading Shanghai Cooperation Organisation Debate – House of Lords – 16th of October 2025
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Fri, 17/10/2025 - 18:00
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Fri, 17/10/2025 - 11:00

Dear Troops,

First off, welcome! We’ve been anticipating your arrival in our city, where the wind blows like our reported crime rate, so hold on to your MAGA hats and ski masks. The weather changes hourly; prepare for simultaneous sunburn and frostbite. Our humidity smells like Italian beef, and in the winter, our streets are slicker than President Trump’s legal team at a deposition.

Your deployment was unsolicited, but we’re friendly Midwesterners. Neighbors will hand you a rusted lawn chair and a passive-aggressive note about parking “dibs.” Accept both. You’re family now.

Your odds of success for this mission will be as easy to decipher as the standard Midwestern “yeah, no” or “no, yeah,” but don’t let that discourage you from enjoying a slice of our city—and deep dish—while you’re here. Extra sassage.

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Fri, 17/10/2025 - 07:00
Update 10.17: Added some of Gov. Pritzker’s threats of legal reprisal against Stephen Miller and my commentary on it at the bottom. Opposition to the Trump regime’s infusion of ICE agents into Democrat-helmed cities and states is manifesting in two separate forms, seemingly uncoordinated: street-level resistance and state and local governments (the latter sometimes includes law […]
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Fri, 17/10/2025 - 04:00

Thanks for coming in. Have a seat.

I realize there’s a lot going on right now between work and the seven-headed dragon that is here to brutally murder us, but I really need you to focus. As you know, this is a critical time for our company, and every individual needs to be accountable. Your lack of punctuality with your expense reports is very telling of where your priorities lie. Obviously, you aren’t as concerned with work as I’d like you to be.

I understand death is imminent, but as long as you’re working here, you’re expected to act professionally. And that means getting your projects done in a timely manner so we can continue operating for as long as we can stay solvent. Or alive. Honestly, I can’t tell what will come first, bankruptcy or death. Obviously, if it’s bankruptcy, then we’ll all be fired (as in we’ll all lose our jobs). That means no more benefits like health insurance. Which your family may very well need if this noxious gas emanating from the earth’s crust is anything to worry about.

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Fri, 17/10/2025 - 00:00
A lot of people lump all environmental issues under “climate change.” It’s the big bad boogeyman, the easiest to observe, and the first that’s likely to cause catastrophe. This also leads some to think that the problem is relatively easy to deal with. We can simply do aerosol injections into the upper atmosphere, and that […]
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