FUCK YOU, BRIAN!
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FUCK YOU, BRIAN! Also, please tell your neighbor to the right (your left) that I apologize for smashing their window.
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If Brian receives this: FUCK YOU!
If Brian’s Neighbor receives this: I need you to know that I’m standing directly across from Brian’s window. I’m even using my nondominant hand to aim before I release, so I shouldn’t be missing. That being said, I take full responsibility.
Rather than attempting to fix my throwing mechanics in real time at the cost of your window (which unfortunately I can’t cover), I’ll move to stand across from Brian’s other neighbor’s window before throwing the next brick. It should still veer right, thus going to Brian. See attached diagram.
Sorry about this. It won’t happen again.
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