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Sorry, new kid, weāre already sitting here. Hang on, are you Christopher Columbus? Iām India. People keep saying you canāt stop talking about me. They say youāve been, like, looking for me? Weird.
Wait, I heard you found a whole other country and thought it was me. Is that true? Thatās so embarrassing. Why are you obsessed with me?
Is that a map you drew of me? OMG, I do not look like that. Whyād you draw me so small and Italy so big? Iām literally ten times bigger. Is this your way of trying to make yourself relevant? Thatās honestly so insecure of you.
No, like, someone told me you wrote a whole letter to the king and queen of Spain saying you ādiscoveredā me?! Thatās so sad. Weāve all been here, and you literally just got here. Wait, you seriously didnāt know about the Americas?
Bangladesh, stop laughing! Seriously, youāre being mean.
Sorry, those are my other Asian friends. Weāre really caffeinated right now. We drink a lot of tea. And we spill it, lolz. So like, why do you keep talking about me? You want my spices? Turmeric and chili peppers? No offense, but you donāt look like you can handle those.

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