We, the GOP, don’t want a shutdown, but Democrats are dangerously close to keeping health insurance costs from spiking.
We, the GOP, don’t want a shutdown, but that’s just how things go when you only control all three branches of government.
We, the GOP, don’t want a shutdown, but somebody has to do something about the federal workers who still have jobs.
We, the GOP, don’t want a shutdown, but what’s the alternative? Negotiate? We don’t negotiate with terrorists. Did you see Hakeem Jeffries in that sombrero hat? Terrorist!
We, the GOP, don’t want a shutdown, but we never considered the possibility that Democrats would show some spine. Therefore, we did not consider any alternatives, and we had no backup plan.
We, the GOP, don’t want a shutdown, but illegal immigrants are getting free health insurance. Well, “illegal” in our opinion. And they are paying for it. Still.