A sad but true story.
Ms. Johnson’s fiancé left her at the altar.
According to legend, that’s why she was so mean.
I never got it.
As a shy child, nobody realized I needed glasses until fifth grade. Most teachers, including Ms. Johnson, thought I was an idiot.
I once gave a presentation about Queen Victoria using my poster as a shield.
Nobody could see or hear me. It was perfect.
Queen Victoria started the tradition of wearing a white wedding dress. I’m sure Ms. Johnson would have loved that detail if she could have heard me.



