“A federal agency has cancelled a $117,000 grant that was set to go to the Emily Dickinson Museum.” — MassLive
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Dear Miss Dickinson,
Following a routine audit of publicly funded projects for ideological alignment, your grant for digitizing a newly cataloged collection of your writing has been selected for termination. You will not be receiving the $117,000 allotted by the previous administration.
We understand this may be disappointing. However, voters sent a clear message: budget belt-tightening is a top priority. Anything not reflecting our current values is subject to re-evaluation.
And frankly, we don’t care much for your poetry.
We’re not required to elaborate—but in the interest of transparency, here’s why your work was flagged.
I’m Nobody! Who are you?
Are you – Nobody – too?
Then there’s a pair of us!
Don’t tell! They’d banish us – you know!