Stage Zero: Unwelcome Discovery
Your rather unrefined friend sends you a link to an AI-generated violin concerto.
“Cool, right?!” she texts, followed by the laughing emoji.
You touch the callus on your neck from your twenty-two years of playing violin. Suddenly, the memory of the ruler-wielding teacher you had before you started the Suzuki method invades your mind, and you wince, subconsciously hiding your knuckles.
You click on “Vibrant Expressive Baroque Concerto.”
Stage One: Denial
It’s not that good.
It sounds like the B-side of a knockoff of the Brandenburg Concertos.
Nobody wants pretty good music. Nobody wants a pretty good burger. This is New York, you tell yourself, we don’t do “pretty good.”
Stage Two: Anger
You are more of a depression person. Eat your moping croissants and skip directly to the next stage.