Today is a precious gift. Even if I do not walk out of this Target with a single, solitary Minecraft-themed item.
I am a confident and unique being who can pick up a Tech Deck mini skateboard, stare directly at the label ULTRA RARE, and feel absolutely no urge to beg or whine.
I admit that I am powerless against the words “collect them all” and will seek the support of my sponsor, Mom, when needed.
I accept that a BOGO deal on Nerf Dart Blasters is but an illusion of self-actualization.
I will choose to be happy. I recognize that I have been made to feel that I NEED that five-pack of Power Rangers Beast Morphers underwear, but I DO NOT NEED Power Rangers Beast Morphers underwear to be happy.
I believe in myself and my ability to pick out a remote-controlled Hot Wheels car for Jaxson’s birthday party without commentary on the subject of I, Too, Want One, because it is, in fact, NOT MY birthday.

