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The Fribbles are canonically “knee high to a grasshopper,” but the grasshopper in question is very large and has abnormally long shins. Please keep this in mind when the Fribbles go on adventures. They are not so small that a Tic Tac would be a particularly filling meal for them, but they cannot reach high shelves (unless those shelves are in a home made for a ladybug, in which case, it would not be merely plausible, but likely).
Fribbles are the personification of caring and love. When two Fribbles meet on the road, they always make time to inquire about any health issues the other Fribble may struggle with, whether said issue be a toe stubbed on a dandelion, or advanced pancreatitis. Their traditional greeting is ALWAYS, “Hi ho, my Fribble-dee-bibble-o!” after which they kiss one another full on the lips. This kiss is NOT SEXUAL and is offered in the spirit of peace and love. This is true even if they use tongue.
Fribbles have one power, and that is CARING. Caring is visualized by a “Fribbleblossom ray” that shoots from their eyes, killing their enemies.
The UK is officially in recession. A recession is defined as two successive quarters of negative growth, and the UK has now reported negative growth in both the third and fourth quarters of 2023. GDP fell by 0.3 percent from October to December 2023, after falling 0.1 percent in the previous quarter. No sector of […]
Meet Susan and Joe. Their daily observations of the groundhogs in their yard are making science history.
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Joe Biden is responsible for a genocide in Israel, because Israel couldn’t do it without American support. (And this isn’t his only mass murder. He engineered a famine in Afghanistan.)
Obama said that he and Joe were responsible for making the US the biggest oil and gas producer in the world. Biden has, in office as President, made that brag too, meaning he owns it.
He is also responsible for all the deaths in Ukraine since March of last year, when the US, thru the UK PM Boris Johnson, scuttled a peace deal. As a result, Ukraine will almost certainly wind up losing much more land and hundreds of thousands more dead. Most likely it will wind up a landlocked nation. The IMF and the EU will then loot it to the ground with neoliberal policies.
Never let the US use you as their proxy in a war. They always fuck you over.