The sweeping opinion grants the luxury vessels the unlimited ability to entertain government officials on their decks in order to gain political influence.
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The Governor identified the ride, with its message of unity, as the “tip of Disney’s liberal spear.”
The former TV anchorwoman warned Russian state media against questioning her claim to the Wagner helm.
The billionaire revealed that the jurist was “much easier to catch” than he had anticipated.
In a statement, Rupert Murdoch criticized the Fox personality Bret Baier for “disseminating information that was recklessly and unforgivably true.”
“He is not believed to be carrying a weapon, but he could be carrying documents indicating the location of weapons,” a police spokesman said.
The head of security for the federal courthouse acknowledged that he and his team have “no leads whatsoever” as to who took the documents.
“It was the last thing I needed, especially after climbing over all of those boxes to get to my table,” an irritated patron said.
The former narco kingpin called his prosecution and incarceration “the greatest witch hunt in the history of witch hunts.”
“All the color drained from his face,” a campaign aide said. “Mike was even whiter than usual.”