Greetings, Earth farmer. We come in peace. Take us to your leader, the one they call Jake from State Farm.
Snake farm? This is not State Farm? Dammit, Todd, I told you to use Google Maps. Where is State Farm? Take us to State Farm.
What do you mean State Farm is not a farm? Then why would they call it State Farm?
What is insurance?
That sounds like a scam.
I’m glad we agree on something, Earth farmer. Now, please, we must speak with the all-powerful Jake from State Farm.
Of course, he is powerful. We see him constantly on your Earth television, laughing and throwing sports balls with Earth celebrities like Aaron from Green Bay, Patrick from Kansas City, and Drake from Toronto.
Wait, Aaron from Green Bay is now Aaron from New York? We love the Giants from New York.
The Jets?!
Sorry to hear that. We are thankful we don’t have Achilles heels. We don’t even have heels.
Anyway, on with the taking us to your leader.