“As many as 30 percent to 40 percent of online reviews are fabricated or otherwise not genuine…” — The Washington Post
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The Trojan Horse
Best brought inside impregnable outer walls
Thought it was a scam, but once we brought it inside our impregnable outer walls we really began to receive favor from Poseidon.
Great Horse
Shipped fully assembled with zero guys in it.
Sturdy!
Sturdy design withstands all the bumps and jolts on the path from outside the city’s impregnable walls to the vulnerable city center. City had big party, and afterward my husband and I made love for the first time in a while.
works grat
love my big horsey
Sword of Damocles
Sharp!
Note: Don’t throw away the package after you take the sword out. There is a single horse’s hair in there so you can suspend the sword over your head all day long.