So, what do you think? Never in your wildest dreams, right? It’s hard to know where to begin, because the house is almost unrecognizable, but let me show you around. You won’t believe what I’ve done to the place.
I really wanted the living room to come alive, so I reimagined this couch as a precariously balanced cushion fort. Not only does it add visual height to the room, but it’s great for jumping on. The deconstructed sofa draws elements of the city into the home and elevates your “boho-chic” style into more of a “contempo-roadside-shanty.” And since great design is all about the little things, I’ve also gone ahead and peppered the rug with gravel.
Now, I know you love your TV, but it can be a distraction when there’s a single smudgy handprint right in the middle of the picture, so I balanced things out by smearing the rest of the screen with oatmeal.
And I’m obsessed with these hardwood floors, but they can be slippery when I’m not wearing my socks with the grippy bottoms, so I slathered them with an adhesive coating of organic apple juice and upcycled pee. You can already smell it working.


