Have you, yourself, described it as being bespoke?
If yes, it is absolutely bespoke.
If not, it might still be bespoke. Don’t get discouraged.
Was this item/experience/thing made specifically for you?
If so, congrats. It’s by definition bespoke.
If not, could you potentially lie to people and say it was made specifically for you? If you do this effectively and they believe you, then the item is (essentially) bespoke. As they say, bespoke is in the eye of the bespeaker.
Did you buy it off an Instagram advertisement?
It’s definitely bespoke. All items mass-produced and sold on Instagram legally have to be bespoke.
If not, did you buy it from Joanna Gaines’s Hearth & Hand Target collection? If yes, it’s bespoke too. If not, what’s your beef with Chip and Joanna? Do happy and successful couples make you feel insecure? Doesn’t sound like a very bespoke opinion to me.
Were you wearing a funny hat when you bought the bespoke item?