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Wed, 22/03/2023 - 08:00
I’ve been wondering about this too. From what I can tell, MSNBC is maintaining its anti-Trump stance but CNN is going to do a modified Crossfire strategy with a Trump liar on one side, a DeSantis toady on another and a reporter in the middle. Think about how that goes. Puck’s Tara Palmieri and Dylan Byers discussed the possibilities today: Tara: … Beyond Fox, how do you think the rest of the networks will cover Trump and other candidates on the campaign trail? I’m not seeing a lot of Trump, while Glenn Youngkin and Mike Pence both got “town hall” events at CNN. How do they rate? And will we see more of them?  Dylan: Well, we know what MSNBC’s posture will likely be: “a pox on all their houses.” The open question—and it will be fascinating to watch—is CNN. In its new iteration under Warner Bros. Discovery, CNN has positioned itself as a nonpartisan, news-first outlet catering to Republicans and Democrats alike.
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Wed, 22/03/2023 - 07:26
In “A Simple Solution to the Banking Crisis That No Country Will Implement” (Patreon link; Substack link—both open access), I argued that The Fed could end the current crisis simply by buying all outstanding Treasury Bonds at face value. After that, in future The Fed should either let Treasury run an overdraft on its account … Continue reading "The Fractured Fairy Tales That Led To Today’s Banking Crisis"
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Wed, 22/03/2023 - 07:16
Preparation time: 2 hours 5 minutesCooking time: 30-35 minutesTo serve: 4 You will need1 medium-sized cauliflower3 onions1 clove garlic½ teaspoon ginger powder½ pint (U.S. 1¼ cups) yoghurt1 teaspoon sugar1 teaspoon salt1½ oz. Cooking fat¼ pint (U.S. ⅝ cup) hot water1 teaspoon garam masala (see Card No. 2) Divide cauliflower into flowerets. Slice 1½ onions finely. […]
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Wed, 22/03/2023 - 06:30
Mao’s cultural revolution inspires Trump: Actually, it’s probably more like Pol Pot’s version. He sent all the urban professionals and intellectuals to the country to learn to be good communists. This is something he actually accomplished while in office. Recall that he moved the USDA researchers to Kansas City to be closer to the people. The last I heard a bunch of them quit and the department is now much smaller.
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Wed, 22/03/2023 - 05:00
Lol. They should know better than to ask him for a biblical reference by now. “I’m not sure I can hear you, if you’d like to say something, I’d like to hear that.” But don’t ask me for anything specific ok? I don’t have a clue about prayer and the Bible, ok? Lucky for him they don’t care. Remember this? There were a few stumbles during Donald Trump’s sojourn to Liberty University on Monday. He mispronounced a book of the Bible. He cursed — twice. And on Martin Luther King Day, the GOP presidential candidate said he was honoring the slain civil-rights leader by dedicating to him the record crowds he says he drew for the school’s opening convocation. (Students are required to attend.) “We’re going to protect Christianity. I can say that. I don’t have to be politically correct,” he thundered at the beginning of his speech at the conservative evangelical university. Then he moved on to cite “Two Corinthians 3:17, that’s the whole ballgame. … Is that the one you like?” Trump asked.
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Wed, 22/03/2023 - 04:57
As the Government seeks to respond to an increasing number of questions about what it extolls as the game-changing decision to purchase nuclear powered submarines (SSN’s) it has been tweaking the spin about the reasons it has taken for this budget shaking decision. Our two AUKUS partners – the US (and even the British) – Continue reading »
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Wed, 22/03/2023 - 04:54
An interesting comment was made this month about the New South Wales Coalition’s intention to raise Warragamba Dam in order to store floodwaters and thus mitigate the problem of flooding downstream. The comment as retailed by ABC Online came from the Liberal MP and candidate for the seat of Hawkesbury in the coming state election, Continue reading »
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Wed, 22/03/2023 - 04:53
There is a simple, relatively costless government move that should give about half a million Australians confidence in homeland security. While not exactly the same sort of security, and not to be too flippant about the peril that the AUKUS deal puts us in, this move would cost 0.000000272 of the $368 billion subs’ contract Continue reading »
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Wed, 22/03/2023 - 04:50
ATTENTION JOURNALISTS: It is never, ever acceptable, under any circumstances, to cite think tanks funded by governments and the military industrial complex as sources of information or expertise on matters of national security or foreign affairs. If you do cite them (and, again, don’t), then at the very least you need to disclose the conflict Continue reading »
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Wed, 22/03/2023 - 04:00

The latest over-the-air software update for your Tesla Model 3 has been successfully installed. Your vehicle is now a toaster.

Frequently Asked Questions About This Update

Where is my steering wheel?
You don’t need a steering wheel anymore. Your car is now a toaster. Toasters do not require steering wheels.

Why is my car a toaster?
Tesla’s safety team discovered that automobile accidents kill more than one million people annually. Toasters are much safer, killing fewer than one thousand people per year. We have reduced the likelihood that your Tesla will kill you by more than 99.9 percent.

Why won’t my car move?
Your car is a toaster. You are now much safer.

I was not at home when this update was installed. How do I get home?
It sounds like you need a car. Press the Bagel button to access the main menu, then tap Tesla Showroom Locator and filter by “cars” to find a showroom near you that still sells deadly cars instead of safe toasters.