“A Texas state agency told its employees this month that they must dress in a manner that is ‘consistent with their biological gender,’ a directive that seemed to be a thinly veiled attack on transgender employees.” — The Guardian, 4/25/23
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In order to keep our workplace running efficiently, we strive to create a professional environment. One in which every employee takes pride in their work and appearance, and also openly makes it clear if they have a pee-pee or a hoo-ha.
Acceptable workplace attire for men:
- Slacks, khakis, or corduroys with the zipper “accidentally” undone
- Dress shirts tucked into the pants, firmly lifting your balls like an athletic cup
- Any formal shoe made of reflective material for routine urinal inspections
Acceptable workplace attire for women: