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Copy and Paste Any of These Out-of-Office Replies for Your Personal Use

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Mon, 07/04/2025 - 22:00

I am out of the office today and Friday to solve every existential quandary I’ve been putting off arguably since 2023 when, as far as I can tell, I simply quit thinking.

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Hi, I’m out of the office. If you have anything urgent, please get in touch with the fact that there’s probably nobody better suited than me in our organization to handle that matter, and I’m taking a day off to think about love, survival, and time.

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I am currently out of the office and changing my entire past and future by Monday. Everyone remembers when I tried this three weeks ago. I will not be piloting a rented boat this time, and expect much less legal fallout.

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I will be out of the office today. I’ve been reading a lot of breakup songs. I don’t listen to them, but I google the lyrics and read them, and the one that’s been getting me through these days goes, “And I cried like a baby coming home from the bar (oh). Said, ‘I’m fine,’ but it wasn’t true.” It reminds me of coming back from our Creative Offsite in February. See you guys Monday.

Arrested Over Tea and Biscuits

https://www.monbiot.com/2025/04/07/arrested-over-tea-and-biscuits/
Created
Mon, 07/04/2025 - 20:31
It’s not disruption that’s being prosecuted in this country. It’s dissent. By George Monbiot, published in the Guardian 3rd April 2025 The faces are different, but it’s the same authoritarianism. Keir Starmer’s team might not look or sound like Donald Trump’s, but its policies on protest and dissent are chillingly similar. So is the reason: […]

Trump’s Tariffs, McKinley, and the Bonapartist Executive

https://crookedtimber.org/2025/04/07/trumps-tariffs-mckinley-and-the-bonapartis…
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Mon, 07/04/2025 - 17:37
With collapsing stock markets, retirement portfolios, and consumer confidence, there is an all-too-human tendency to focus on the economic effects of tariffs by their critics: they are a tax on consumption, they will raise inflation, reduce efficiency, and reduce take-home income, etc. This is familiar. But this mistakes the full significance of a tariff-centric public […]

to be fair, what IS a naruto

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Mon, 07/04/2025 - 17:00
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April 7th, 2025: Hi friends, some personal news: I'm still working through those muffins >:(

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Meet the DC think tanks impoverishing masses of Latin Americans

https://thegrayzone.com/2025/04/06/dc-think-tanks-make-people-poorer/
Created
Mon, 07/04/2025 - 11:55

These top Washington think tanks are lobbying lawmakers for sadistic sanctions on some of the hemisphere’s poorest countries while raking in millions from corporations and arms makers. Sanctions are a form of hybrid warfare that harms or even kills the target populations at little cost to the country imposing them. In Latin America alone, US sanctions (correctly known as “unilateral coercive measures”) have killed at least 100,000 Venezuelans. The US blockade of Cuba has been so destructive that one in […]

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Elon Musk, Meet Christine Sheckler

https://tomdispatch.com/elon-musk-meet-christine-sheckler/
Created
Mon, 07/04/2025 - 07:33

What put the U.S. Agency for International Development (USAID), with an annual budget hovering at just about 1% of federal spending, at the top of Elon Musk’s budget-cutting target list? Was it just a political calculation that foreign aid is a safe target because it’s unpopular with so many Americans and cutting those funds will only hurt foreigners, not U.S. voters? Or was Musk motivated by some other grudge we haven’t even heard about? A related question: Why is his invective about that particular agency — “a criminal organization,” “a viper’s nest of radical-left Marxists who hate America,” and similar blasts — so much more inflammatory in tone and content than his statements about other government programs? As reported by... Read more