Oregon fish and amphibians are surprisingly resilient
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Oregon fish and amphibians are surprisingly resilient
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Before ordering a second strike on their boat, Adm. Frank Bradley sought legal advice from JSOC’s top lawyer, Col. Cara Hamaguchi, The Intercept has learned.
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7:00-8:30 A.M. Wake up whenever I want—no kids!
9 A.M. Open library, feeling refreshed and ready for the day.
10:30 A.M. Send another overdue notice to the impish man who checked out Tom Sawyer months ago and listed last known address as “Heaven.” Men like this are why I’m a single spinster.
12:30 P.M. Head to the eye doctor after lunch. Need new glasses as eyesight continues to deteriorate due to being said single spinster. Told by doctor it could improve if I cut down on reading and start dating adult men who shout “Hee-haw!”
1:30 P.M. Go straight to chiropractor from eye doctor to check on weird gait I picked up. Given similar advice: condition is degenerative and can only be corrected with holy matrimony.
2:15 P.M. Return to library. Intend to ignore medical advice but have strange urge to find man who will lasso me the moon.
2:30 P.M. Catalog some books. Read some books. Take quick midafternoon break and head to The Old Maid Store. Purchase new ugly hat and unflattering trench.
A tasting boot camp appeared to boost people’s taste buds
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“I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas”
Forget the naughty-and-nice list; we need a third list for morons. What the hell are you going to do with a hippopotamus? You do not have the resources or space to effectively care for a wild animal in your residential home, especially one without an in-ground swimming pool. Not to mention, you clearly have zero concern for my safety. How the hell do you expect me to transport this thing to you in a sleigh without getting mauled? As if I don’t already have enough to worry about, trying to deliver presents in Stand Your Ground states. Absolutely not.
“My Grown-Up Christmas List”
Oh, no more war? Yeah, let me get right on that. Imagine this whole time I’ve had the ability to stop all war, but didn’t because I was waiting for Amy Grant to ask me to. Can we be serious for two fucking seconds? I run a workshop run by elves. If you were an actual grown-up, you’d be realistic. How about a weighted blanket? Or whiskey stones? Now that’s a grown-up Christmas list.
“White Christmas”
I don’t control the weather.

Follow these steps to find a style of movement that will captivate you – even if you’ve never seen yourself as a dancer
- by Dawn Davis Loring

My partner and I often seem to respond to the world in similar ways. Research suggests this may have benefits for us both
- by Hannah Seo

Politics today is driven by grievances that can never be assuaged. For democracy’s survival, we must grapple with this dynamic
- by Paul Katsafanas
Science-inspired recipes to help you dine like our evolutionary cousins
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Three recipes our Neanderthal cousins might have enjoyed
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Long-time viewers of Adam Curtis’s BBC documentaries might see a trailer for Shifty, his new five-part online-only series, and wonder if it is saying anything new. ‘There come moments in societies when the foundations of power begin to move’ reads the caption, and we see Margaret Thatcher, Tony Blair, Gordon Brown, Stephen Hawking, Ian Curtis, […]
The eyes adjust to help us focus as we chat
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By pulling a “60 Minutes” segment, the new editor-in-chief is torching the network’s credibility to protect the Ellison family’s interests.
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A great star shines over a stable in Bethlehem. The Three Kings arrive and kneel before the Holy Family.
BALTHAZAR: We come bearing gifts for the newborn king, O Holy Ones.
MARY: Just put them on the table. We’re doing a white elephant thing this year.
MELCHIOR: White elephant?! Where?
MARY: No, we take turns opening gifts. You can keep the one you open, or switch with anyone else. What could possibly go wrong?
GASPAR: The King of Kings was meant to bring peace on Earth. This will surely cause hatred, greed, and jealousy.
MARY: Oh, it’ll be fun. I’ll start. Ooooh. Gold! Now THAT is a present. Thank you! You’re up, Melchior.
MELCHIOR: I want to go on the record saying I think this is a bad idea. But let’s see. Hmmm, myrrh. I’m going to be honest—I’m a wise man, and even I don’t know what myrrh is. So, I’ll switch it for the gold. Is that how this works?