BREAKING NEWS
First Date Moments Away
EXCLUSIVE
Sources: Man Not 6'2" Despite Saying So on Hinge
THIS JUST IN
Woman Texts Friends: “I don’t really feel like doing this tonight”
LIVE
Both Parties Arrive at Steakhouse
HAPPENING NOW
Woman Goes in for Hug, Man for Handshake
NEW TONIGHT
Result Is Weird Handshake-Hug Maneuver
DEVELOPING
Man Pulls on Door Labeled “PUSH”
DATE OF THE UNION
Maître D’ Asks for Name on Reservation
BREAKING NEWS
Man’s Last Name Is Weiner
