Sit in the bathroom and use your creativity to make it the most exciting place in the entire hotel.
Become frustrated that rearranging the towels has failed to turn the bathroom into the most exciting place in the entire hotel.
Remember that your child’s crib has wheels, and see if you can wheel it into the not-particularly-exciting bathroom without waking them up.
Stop moving the crib in a panic after one of your child’s eyelids briefly flutters open. Spend the next ten minutes silently begging them for forgiveness.
Listen to the peaceful sound of your child’s breathing and feel guilty that it is boring you rather than inspiring you to compose a sonnet.
Wonder if going to the hotel bar would count as negligent parenting, given that you and your child would technically still be in the same building.
Decide that going to the bar counts as negligent parenting, but going to the adjacent hotel room would be totally fine.
Remember that you have no idea who, if anyone, is staying in the adjacent hotel room.
