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You, step forth.
What is this… jean… you wear about your waist, child?
A “’90s Crop”? Is that really what they call it now? You dare speak of the Wide-Leg jean? You think I do not know their secrets, their deep magicks, their bountiful pockets? You dare, even, to don them in my presence?
Ha! The youth mocks me with my own image. It was I whose jeans once billowed freely in the summer winds! The ancient labels: Pepe Jeans, True Religion, JNCO—I wore them all. You will never know their rivets as I have known them. You will never bear their weight as I have, heavy with mud and PBR. My denim was vintage, its holes earned through wear, not carved by the machines of many falsehoods!
Yes, it was I who did battle with the sorcerer Ed Hardy. And then we made love… the wallet chains of all the earth were surely rattled that day.
This was before I sold them. I sold my own Wide-Leg jeans for black skinnies that would achieve clout on MySpace…
In Israel’s version of events, the war began on October 7, when Hamas fighters attacked Israeli military bases, settlements, and towns. No other date before the Hamas attack seems to matter to Israel, the West and corporate media.
The post It’s Not a Hamas-Israeli Conflict: It’s an Israeli War Against Every Palestinian appeared first on MintPress News.
From watchdogs to lapdogs: Mnar Adley reveals the disappointing state of the fourth estate in the West, exposing how biased media, often working directly with the Israeli government, has been complicit in whitewashing Israeli crimes in Palestine.
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Imagine being in Sderot, Israel and hearing Hamas rockets land near your home. You’re scared, you instantly take mental stock of your family members’ locations. Then you hear gunfire. Screaming. You recognise a scream. A few minutes later, you’re holding your daughter’s corpse. She’s still warm and will be for a while yet, but she […]
–What do we want?!
–WAGES.
–When do we want them?!
–NOW.
–What do we need?!
–BATHROOMS.
–When do we need them?
–NOW.
–Now, as in “without any further delay in negotiations” or now, as in “right this minute”?
–NOW, AS IN RIGHT THIS MINUTE.
–Is it an emergency?
–YES.
–One or two?
–POOPING.
–And we really can’t hold it?
–NO.
–Why didn’t we go earlier?
–WE DIDN’T HAVE TO GO THEN.
–Okay, no problem. Is the coffee shop across the street still letting us use their bathroom?
–YES.
–Then why don’t we go there?
–THEY DON’T OPEN FOR FIVE MINUTES.
–Jesus, we can’t wait five minutes?
–NO.
–Are we okay?
–NO.
–What’s wrong?
–DIARRHEA.
–What did we eat?
–NOTHING.