1. “You are so beautiful, and so smart!”
2. “It is literally impossible to be a woman!”
3. “It kills me that you don’t think you’re good enough!”
4. “I would literally commit murder for seven Cheesy Gordita Crunches from Taco Bell right now.”
5. “You can never say you want to be thin!”
6. “You can’t ask for money, because that’s crass!”
7. “You can’t squash other people’s ideas!”
8. “I’m having a blast, but… I wish it were a Baja Blast.”
9. “Don’t talk about your kids all the damn time!”
10. “Never forget that the system is rigged!”
11. “Always be looking out for other people!”
12. “Would you rather never be able to drink vodka sodas again or have hands made of Doritos Locos Tacos?”
13. “You’re supposed to be a part of the sisterhood!”
14. “Never get old!”
15. “Never fall down!”
16. “Never get out of line!”